I got tagged.

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea. (I dig tea - BIG time... just got home from Bangladash; it was amazing... here I tasted 7 kinds of teas in one cup - no mixing... cool, eh?)
[] You know what a brolly is. (nope.... it sounds like some kind of disease..)
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. (who's Ben?)
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." (heheheh.... XD)
[] Fish and Chips are yummy. (I don't think I've ever tasted any seafood I liked... it sucks!)
[/] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (half one)
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (what's chavs??)
[x] Its football...not soccer. (YES! Duh!!!)
Total: 3.5

Australia
[] You wear flip flops all year. (no way, Jose... here in Denmark, it's like -5 celcious... hell no am I wearing flip flops!)
[] You call flip flops thongs, not flip flops. (that sound kinda chinese)
[] You love a backyard barbie. (hnh?)
[] You know a barbie is not a doll. (it isn't?)
[] You love the beach. (I hate wearing swimsuits or bikinis...)
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (too often)
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned. (I'm as pale as a snowflake)
[] You're a bit of a bogan. (yea right!)
[] You have an Australian something
Total: 1

Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show. (sure.)
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some italian. (belicimo - can't spell, but is that a word?)
[x] You are under 5'10'' (feets?! I don't think so...)
[] You know what a italian horn is. (is it like a french horn?)
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[] You talk with your hands.
Total: 1

Spanish
[] You say member instead of remember.
[] You speak spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[/] You talk fast occasionally. (occasionally... no... always... yes)
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are. (is it like a high heel shoe?)
Total: 0.5

Russian
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon. (I will do from now on CX)
[] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily. (brrr-rrr!)
[] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[/] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (if there is a hot fire and a nice cabin)
Total: 1.5

Irish
[] You think beer is the best. (NOT allowed to drink)
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes. (bluey)
[] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles. (in the summertime - yess)
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 1

African American
[] You have nappy hair. (what the heck is 'nappy hair', does it like you just slept for ages, or..?)
[] You like rap. (To make fun of)
[] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[]  You can 'sing' gospel. (what's up with the 'sing', why the '?)
Total: 3

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math. (totally)
[] You have played the piano. (yea... but it sounded horrible)
[] You have family from Asia.
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1

German
[x] You like bread. (what's not to like about bread?)
[] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (tasted it too)
[] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2. (feets?!)
Total: 4

Canadian
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. (Eh!)
[] You know what poutine is.
[/] You speak some french. (I can say 'my name is...' and count to three, but does that count as 'some' french??)
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house. (a farm house... yes.... no real farm animals though, unless you count the dogs and hamsters...)
[] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2.1

I'm german...